Anonymous asked: nice blog but i doubt you can beat my high score at tumblrtreats(.)com ;)
A challenge? You’ll rue the day my friend.
Once upon a time, the night was dark and raining. Seamus had run out of money, “What shall I do?” he said to his friend Heany. “Well” said Heany, “I imagine you must write a novel in the style of Roald Dahl (the adult versions) featuring dubstep. So Seamus went on his quest until along the way he met a unicorn named George. “Hey” he said to the unicorn, “Can i come on your back?”. George the unicorn said “Sorry, I’ve been in Thailand for ages, I’m a bit tired”. Then Bob Dylan arrived and said “Good gracious, ass is bodacious, the party don’t start till I walk in”.
By Olivia Francis Havercroft and Josephine Mary Sampson
